Do quiet cars hurt the visually-impaired?
Intro: The CA legislature thinks so. Yet, there are apparently no statistics to back up this new bill. So, a committee will see what it can do. I have some ideas:
1) Equip the culprit cars with sensors that honk whenever there is a white cane within a 2-block radius.
2) The culprit cars are allowed on the streets from 6AM-11PM and the visually impaired are allowed on the streets from 11PM -6AM.
3) Only stupid people can drive these cars so that the visually impaired can hear the noise from the drivers’ brains rattling.
4) Have the drivers yell, “Quiet car, quiet car,” out the window every 1/4 mile.
5) Put marbles in the hubcaps.
6) Make the bumpers out of a marshmallow-goose-feather composite.
7) Put “Flubber” in the gas tank so that the cars can drive 10 feet above the ground.
8) Evacuate all visually impaired people to Nevada.
9) Tie an angry duck to the hood of the car.
10) Let’s just say, “Screw it. You can’t solve every problem in the world.”
AP, 8/20/08: (http://edition.cnn.com/2008/US/08/20/quiet.cars.ap/index.html)
Electric and hybrid vehicles may be better for the environment, but the California Legislature says they’re bad for the blind.
It has passed a bill to ensure that the vehicles make enough noise to be heard by visually impaired people about to cross a street.
The measure would establish a committee to study the issue and recommend ways the vehicles could make more noise.
The state Department of Motor Vehicles says more than 300,000 of the vehicles are on state roads. Officials say they don’t keep statistics on pedestrian accidents involving those vehicles.
The bill has been sent to Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger, who has not taken a position.